#1 - The Fusilli Jerry

On the street Elaine tells Jerry she is dating David Puddy, Jerry's mechanic; Elaine thinks of him as similar to a Stanley Kowalski. George is having lunch with his mother, Estelle Costanza, at Monk's. She says she is going for an eye job now that she is separated from Frank ("The Chinese Woman"). Kramer, who has plenty of free time, can pick her up after the operation, just as soon as he gets his new license plates.

At the Department of Motor Vehicles office, Kramer receives someone else's vanity plates which read "ASSMAN". Elaine is then shown in bed with David Puddy.

At Monk's, Elaine discusses with Jerry how David Puddy used Jerry's "move" on her while making love. While Jerry says he will prohibit Puddy from doing it anymore, Elaine rectifies saying she liked it and that it wasn't even the same one, as Jerry ended with a "swirl" and David with a "pinch".

On the street, George tells Jerry he needs a move to perform with his new girlfriend, Nancy. Back at the apartment, Jerry finishes explaining the ending of his move which is ad libitum: it can be a pinch but Jerry prefers the clockwise swirl. Kramer enters presenting Jerry with a small statue of him made with fusilli pasta, a "Fusilli Jerry". When Jerry questions Kramer as to why he chose Fusilli, Kramer replies, "Because you're Silly!" Kramer says he is also working on a "Ravioli George". About his ASSMAN plates, Kramer believes that the real owner is a proctologist. He tells Jerry and George that if they ever meet a proctologist at a party, they should stand nearby to be assured of hearing a funny story that will inevitably end with someone claiming "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc".

Jerry confronts Puddy at his workshop, calling him a "hack", about "the move". They have a falling out, and Jerry is prompted to take his car to another mechanic.

George upsets his girlfriend when trying to perform "the move" in bed ("it feels like aliens poking at my body"). Puddy cannot continue doing his move with Elaine because of uncomfortable feelings brought on by his earlier confrontation with Jerry. George's mother, Estelle, goes to the doctor and is told she must not cry for the next 10 days or she will have complications with her eye surgery. When going to pick her up, Kramer makes the best of the situation, using the plates to convince a parking lot security guard that he is a proctologist entitled to use a doctors-only parking space. While driving home, the plates elicit cheers and catcalls from passing drivers. Estelle, assuming that the catcalls were made at her is unaware that the gestures were made at Kramer's plates. When they hit a pothole Kramer reaches across Estelle's chest to brace her, making Estelle think that Kramer is making a pass at her by "stopping short".

At the apartment Jerry says George probably screwed the progression of "the move", which would explain George's girlfriend's poor reception of it. Jerry receives a phone call from his new mechanic about an estimate, and he thinks they are overcharging him. Elaine comes with the news that, thanks to Jerry, Puddy won't use "the move" again; since, Puddy has settled on a poor move that involves a "knuckle". George, in turn, recognizes this as his own move. Jerry begs Elaine to covertly find out from Puddy how much it would be to fix his car so Jerry can determine if he is being ripped off by his new mechanic. Kramer, the "Assman", arrives with Sally, his new big-butted girlfriend.

Estelle and Frank start fighting when she recounts Kramer's "stopping short" with her on the drive home from the Doctor's office earlier in the day. Frank recognizes the "stop short and grab" as his move; he sets out to find Kramer. Elaine, in bed with Puddy, asks him questions about gaskets and prices for auto repair. Meanwhile, George has just performed great in bed with Nancy; however, she inquires about the ball point pen writing on his palm and discovers he had crib notes and runs off; he argues it was a complicated move but it was not like the SAT exam.

Jerry tells Elaine he is going back to Puddy as a mechanic, and that Puddy can now use any move he wants since the value of a good mechanic is better than sex. Frank arrives looking for Kramer, and they briefly begin arguing, in the course of which the Bro or Manssier disagreement from a previous episode ("The Doorman") is brought up. George arrives just in time to see his father lose his balance and fall backwards onto the Fusilli Jerry statue, which had been knocked onto the floor.

At the doctor's office Jerry, George and Elaine shift uncomfortably in their seats at the thought of "corkscrew pasta." Kramer spots a picture on the wall of the doctor's office portraying the doctor's boat with the name "ASSMAN" on it. Kramer asks the proctologist if his recently renewed license plates had perhaps been mixed up with someone else's and whether he is the "assman"; the doctor winks back. From off-screen, Frank is heard saying, "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc."

In the last scene, George takes his father back to his mother's home. She can't hold back her tears at seeing him after his ordeal with the statue and starts crying thereby ruining her surgery.


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#2 - The Little Jerry

After Jerry passes a bad check at Marcelino's (Miguel Sandoval) bodega, everyone begins to make comments about it. Jerry's parents find out about the check and offer to send money.

Through the Foundation, George gets the opportunity to visit a women's prison. He is disappointed when the facility doesn't meet his impression of what he thinks a women's prison should be. He does, however, meet a convict named Celia and decides to ask her out. He enjoys the liberation that dating a convict offers.

When Celia comes up for parole, however, George's relationship hangs on the brink: he wants her to remain in prison so he can continue to have the freedom that came with the relationship. At her parole hearing, George testifies in a manner that is likely to keep her incarcerated.

Kramer decides to purchase a pet hen for eggs, but inadvertently gets a rooster that he names "Little Jerry Seinfeld." After observing Little Jerry ("Little Jerry-a Seinfeld") fight off a dog, Kramer enters him into a cockfight, which he wins.

Elaine is dating a man named Kurt who shaved his head for swimming and kept it shaved. Upon seeing his driver's license photo, she learns he once had a fine head of hair. She convinces him to start growing it back, but when he does, he shows signs of hair-loss. He begins to feel despondent and in an effort to cope with his baldness, seeks advice from George. As a result of this advice, Kurt proposes to Elaine.

George experiences "fugitive sex" when Celia breaks out after her parole was denied. Celia is tracked down and Kurt is mistaken for George. He is arrested and jailed for fighting with the police officer and Elaine gives Kurt back his ring.

Kramer enters "Little Jerry" in a cockfight on the condition that, if Little Jerry wins the fight, Marcelino will take down Jerry's bad check. Jerry's bad check doesn't come down, because Marcelino wants Jerry to have "Little Jerry" throw the fight. Jerry and Kramer train "Little Jerry" for the big cockfight. Kramer, Jerry, and Elaine attend the cockfight. Marcelino brings a "ringer" from Ecuador in for the big fight; Kramer tries to save "Little Jerry" but pays the price when he is attacked by Marcelino's bird.


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#3 - The Marine Biologist

While having a conversation with Elaine about his favorite yellow t-shirt, "Golden Boy" (which, due to its age, is "dying"), Jerry tells her the novel War and Peace was originally called War, What is it Good For? (a reference to Edwin Starr's hit song "War"). Kramer gives Elaine an electronic organizer. Also he has acquired a stash of Titleist golf balls and decides to practice his driving skills by hitting them into the ocean rather than a driving range. Jerry meets a female friend from college (Rosalind Allen), and claims that George is a marine biologist. George, who now is expecting a call from her, is upset because he prefers to lie about being an architect.

Elaine shares what Jerry told her with a Russian author, Yuri Testikov, who is being courted by Pendant Publishing, her company. Upon hearing Elaine's electronic organizer beep repeatedly, he angrily tosses it out of the window of the limousine they were sharing.

Kramer returns home in humiliation, having missed every ball except one, and becomes obsessed with getting sand out of his clothing. At the beach, George keeps lying about his job when he is called upon to use his nonexistent marine biology skills to save a beached whale. Later, Jerry receives a phone call from an unknown woman (Carol Kane) who sees his phone number in the organizer after it hit her in the head while she was walking down the street. The two meet at Monk's Cafe and the woman won't return the organizer, which is Elaine's, to Jerry until she is compensated for her hospital bill.

Elaine wants Testikov to pay for the woman, so she and Jerry go to confront him in his hotel room. Elaine carries a tape recorder in her bag, Testikov hears a noise and thinks they are spying on him; he reacts by throwing the tape recorder out the window, hitting the same woman in the head while she waits outside to return the electronic organizer. Meanwhile, while trying to get sand out of his shoe, Kramer accidentally drops it out of his apartment window, hitting Newman who happens to be walking beneath.

The episode ends with George's dramatic retelling of his struggle with the whale, ultimately revealing that the whale's blowhole had been blocked by a Titleist golf ball. Kramer responds "Hole in one." George also told their college friend the truth about not being a marine biologist and was rebuffed. Elaine then asks Jerry what happened to "Golden Boy": though it did in fact "die," it's been replaced by a new shirt, "Baby Blue."


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#4 - The Contest

"The Contest" was the 51st overall episode of the NBC sitcom, Seinfeld. The eleventh episode of the fourth season, it aired on November 18, 1992. In the episode, George Costanza tells Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes and Cosmo Kramer that his mother caught him unaware while he was masturbating. The conversation results in George, Jerry, Elaine and Kramer entering into a contest to determine who can go for the longest period of time without masturbating.

The episode was controversial when broadcast because NBC thought that masturbation was not a topic suitable for prime time television. As a result, the word "masturbation" is never used in the episode. Instead, the subject is described using a series of euphemisms, while the meaning of the subject is still made clear to the audience.[2] The writer of the episode, Larry David, won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Individual Achievement in Writing in a Comedy Series for his work on the episode.[3] One euphemism used in the episode was when a character said they were still "master of my domain" which meant they were still in the contest. That became a catchphrase in popular culture, although it is not always used to refer to masturbation.


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#5 - The Pitch

NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, and later Newman receives a speeding ticket.

While waiting to meet the NBC executives, George and Jerry meet "Crazy" Joe Davola, a writer and "a total nut" who goes to the same therapist as Elaine. Jerry, searching for conversation, mentions Kramer's party, to which Joe was not invited. While discussing the disaster of the meeting with NBC, George focuses on starting a relationship with the female executive, Susan Ross. Kramer drinks spoiled milk and vomits on her. The helmet saves Kramer from an attack by "Crazy" Joe Davola. This attack leaves him suffering of hemispatial neglect (forgets to dress half of his body properly, forgets to shave half his face, etc). While all this is occurring, Elaine is in Europe with her therapist.


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